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You know overpopulation is real when you're at a park, and finding an empty bench is like searching for a needle in a haystack. I just want to sit and contemplate life, not play musical chairs with strangers.
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Have you ever been in an elevator that stops on every floor during rush hour? It's like a tiny, vertical representation of overpopulation – everyone's just trying to get to their floor, but you're stuck in this awkward, forced camaraderie.
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Overpopulation is like when you go to a popular tourist spot, and suddenly you're part of a human conga line with selfie sticks. It's not sightseeing; it's surviving the great migration of the Instagram herd.
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Overpopulation is when you're at a family reunion, and suddenly your cousin's cousin's cousin shows up. Who is this person, and why are they eating the last piece of Aunt Mildred's famous lasagna? It's like playing "Guess the Relative" on expert mode.
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You ever try to find a parking spot in a busy city? It's like participating in the Hunger Games, but instead of survival, you're competing for the privilege of parallel parking. May the odds be ever in your favor.
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You ever notice how traffic jams are like the manifestation of overpopulation? It's like our cars are having a party on the highway, and no one is invited, especially not your sanity.
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Overpopulation is when you're at a buffet, and there are more people at the dessert section than in a Taylor Swift concert. I just wanted a piece of cake, not a crowd-surfing experience!
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Ever notice that the more crowded a public restroom is, the more everyone avoids eye contact? It's like we've entered the unspoken pact of "Let's pretend we're alone in this awkward, tiled cave of shame.
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Overpopulation is when you're waiting in line at the grocery store, and the person in front of you has a cart that could feed a small village. I'm just here with my single avocado, thinking, "Are you feeding an army, or do you just really like cereal?
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