4 Jokes For Oven

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Updated on: Feb 04 2025

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You know your relationship with your oven is complicated when every meal is a game of Russian Roulette. Will it come out perfectly cooked, or will it resemble the burnt offering you'd leave for the kitchen gods? I'm not saying my oven is unreliable, but it's got commitment issues. One
I recently moved into a new place, and it came with an oven that's like a magician's hat. You put something in, close the door, and when you open it again, half your pots and pans have disappeared. Where do they go? Is there a secret society of kitchenware that
You ever notice how the oven at home becomes this battleground for culinary supremacy? It's like the Hunger Games, but with casseroles. My oven is a drama queen; it thinks it's auditioning for a cooking show every time I preheat it. It's all like, "Look at me, I'm getting hot
Have you ever set the timer on your oven and felt like you've entered a time warp? You put something in, set the timer for 30 minutes, and suddenly, it's three hours later. It's like my oven has a TARDIS inside – Time And Recipe Distortion In Space.
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