7 Jokes About Ouija Boards

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Updated on: Feb 07 2025

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I used a Ouija board to ask if my crush likes me. It spelled out 'S-E-N-D N-U-D-E-S.' Apparently, even spirits can be cheeky!
My Ouija board broke up with me. It said we weren't on the same wavelength anymore.
My Ouija board started a podcast. It's called 'Beyond the Board' – it's a real séance of humor!
My Ouija board and I have a love-hate relationship. It loves spelling out cryptic messages, and I hate not understanding them!
I asked the Ouija board if I'll ever be rich. It spelled out 'N-E-V-E-R.' Well, that's reassuring.
I asked the Ouija board about my future in comedy. It replied with 'Outlook not so good.' Well, that's just rude.
I tried using a Ouija board in math class. It kept spelling out 'B-O-O' whenever I asked about my grades. Maybe it's haunted by my academic struggles!

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