7 Jokes For Ornament

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Updated on: Sep 18 2024

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My ornament started a band. Their first hit? 'Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree'!
What did one ornament say to the other during a race? 'You better tinsel your shoes; this is going to be a fast-paced event!
I accidentally glued my hand to an ornament. Now, I'm stuck in a 'sticky' situation!
My ornament asked me for a loan. I said, 'Sorry, I can't lend you a dime. You're not very liquid!
I told my Christmas ornament a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess it had a wooden sense of humor!
I asked my ornament for decorating advice. It said, 'Just hang in there, and everything will turn out tinsel-tastic!
My ornament tried stand-up comedy, but it kept dropping the punchline!

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