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Ore, the silent partner in the word "bore." You ever been stuck in a conversation that's so boring you start mentally rearranging the letters? "Ah, yes, this conversation is a real 'ore-b.'
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You ever notice how "ore" is like the punctuation mark at the end of a bad day? You come home, sit on the couch, and just munch on some ore, silently saying, "Well, that's the end of that chapter." Ore, the official snack of life's rough moments.
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I was on a camping trip recently, and I brought along some "ore." You know, for that authentic outdoor experience. Nothing says nature like munching on cookies while sitting by the campfire. I call it survival snacking.
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So, I was in the supermarket the other day, and I see this guy buying a massive bag of "ore." Now, I'm not judging, but I didn't realize we were living in the age of the Ore-lanche. Who needs that much ore? Are you building a secret cookie fortress?
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Ore, the only substance that can turn a regular glass of milk into a magical elixir. Seriously, dunking an ore in milk is like the adult version of turning your plain drink into a potion. Instant happiness!
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Ore, the original cryptocurrency. I mean, who needs Bitcoin when you can invest in the most stable currency of all – chocolate. I can already see the headlines, "Man buys car with Ore, becomes Cookie Tycoon.
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I tried to impress my date by taking them to a fancy restaurant, but all I could think about was, "Do they have a dessert menu with a solid selection of 'ore'? Because that's a deal-breaker.
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You ever notice how "ore" sounds like the noise you make when you step on a Lego in the middle of the night? Oreee! I swear, Lego injuries are the true silent killers in households.
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I saw a sign that said, "Caution: Slippery When Wet" and all I could think was, "Well, aren't we all a bit 'ore' when things get a little wet?" Just embrace your inner cookie!
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