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You know, they say, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Well, in my case, it's usually just my phone on vibrate. I've gotta work on my pocket organization.
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Ever notice how we all become master detectives when trying to find our misplaced keys? Sherlock Holmes has nothing on me when I'm muttering, "Is that a banana in my pocket, or did I leave my keys in there?
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Ever notice how our smartphones are like our modern-day sidekicks? I mean, mine even has the courtesy to vibrate and ask, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Thanks, phone, for keeping my ego in check.
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Let's talk about the mystery of sock disappearances in the laundry. Seriously, where do those missing socks go? It's like they're on a secret mission. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or did you just find my sock's secret hideout?
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Speaking of pockets, ladies, can we talk about the struggle of fake pockets in women's clothing? I mean, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" No, it's just disappointment because my pants are lying about storage space.
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You ever notice how dogs get all the credit for being man's best friend? I think my smartphone deserves a shout-out. It's always there for me, buzzing in my pocket and asking, "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" Thanks, Siri, you're a real pal.
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Can we talk about the struggle of finding the end of a roll of transparent tape? It's like searching for a needle in a haystack. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just trying to find the invisible starting point of this tape roll?
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Why do we call it a "pair of pants" but just one "bra"? Shouldn't it be a "pant" and a "bra"? I mean, "Is that a banana in your pant, or are you just happy to see me?" Grammar matters, people.
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You know you're an adult when getting a new sponge for the kitchen excites you. It's the little things. "Is that a banana in your pocket, or did you just realize your dishwashing game is about to reach a whole new level of clean?
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