10 Jokes For Oompa

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Why don't oompa loompas get lost in the chocolate factory? Because they always know the cocoa-direction!
How did the oompa loompa stop the movie? He hit the 'choco-pause' button!
An oompa loompa went to a job interview and was asked, 'What's your strength?' He replied, 'I'm outstanding in my field - the chocolate field!
Why did the oompa loompa bring a ladder to the factory? Because he wanted to reach the ultimate choco-high!
Why was the oompa loompa a terrible comedian? His jokes were too chocolatey!
What's an oompa loompa's favorite song? 'Cocoa-nuts for You'!
Why did the oompa loompa take a spoon to bed? In case he had a chocolate dream!
What's an oompa loompa's favorite type of math? Choc-calculus!
Why did the oompa loompa refuse to play cards with the other factory workers? He was afraid of a chocolate shuffle!
What did the oompa loompa say when he bumped into the wall? 'Sorry, I didn't mean to make it a choco-collision!

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