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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 26 2025

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The Conspiracy Theorist Chef

When the secret ingredient is always a government cover-up.
I believe the government is hiding the real recipe for chocolate chip cookies. It's probably written on the back of the Constitution in edible ink.

The Tech-Challenged Texter

When autocorrect has a mind of its own.
Autocorrect is like that friend who always misunderstands you. I texted my friend, "I'm having a rough day." Autocorrect sent, "I'm having a tough date." Now my friend thinks I'm on a disastrous blind date.

The Procrastinating Fitness Guru

When the gym membership card collects more dust than sweat.
I've been meaning to start my workout routine. In fact, I even made a to-do list. "1. Start exercising. 2. Celebrate with pizza because you deserve it.

The Overly Attached Pizza Lover

When pizza is life but relationships are complicated.
I asked my date if she believed in love at first sight. She said, "No, but I believe in love at first bite." She wasn't talking about me; she was talking about the pizza.

The Fitness Fanatic Foodie

When you're torn between the gym and a buffet.
I told my personal trainer I wanted a six-pack. He gave me a six-pack of cupcakes and said, "Close enough.

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