7 Jokes For One Time

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Updated on: Dec 02 2024

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One time I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
One time I asked my cat if it believed in aliens. It looked at me like I was the strange one.
One time I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh. It must have had a bad sense of humor.
One time I thought about starting a band, but I couldn't find any musicians with good taste.
One time I told my plants a joke. They didn't laugh, but they did wet their plants.
One time I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
One time I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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