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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a mathematician because I want to count on – just one minute of fame!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y – just one minute to figure it out!
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet – not even for a minute!
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What do you call a fish wearing a crown? One minute you say it's a kingfish, the next a stopwatch.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired – even after just one minute of riding!
One Minute of Fame
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They say everyone gets their one minute of fame. Mine was when I accidentally butt-dialed my boss during a bathroom break. I became the star of the office voicemail theater, delivering a monologue that can only be described as unexpected and unsolicited bathroom wisdom.
One Minute Cooking
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I found a recipe that claimed you could cook a gourmet meal in one minute. Spoiler alert: the only thing gourmet about it was the disappointment. If I wanted a meal in one minute, I'd stick to my specialty – cereal. Just add milk and pretend you're a chef. Bon appétit, or as they say in the culinary world, Bowl appétit.
One Minute Left
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You ever notice how when you're microwaving something, that last minute feels longer than waiting for your crush to text back? It's like the microwave knows you're hungry and decides to test your patience. I'm standing there, watching the timer, thinking, Come on, I've aged a year in this last minute!
One Minute Workout
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I tried this new workout routine that claimed to give you results in just one minute a day. I thought, Perfect, I can finally get in shape without breaking a sweat. Turns out, the one minute is just the time it takes for you to realize you're not getting any results. If I wanted to experience disappointment in one minute, I'd just watch my stand-up career highlights reel.
One Minute Silence
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You know that awkward moment of silence when someone says something really stupid? They call it one minute, but in reality, it feels like an eternity. It's like the universe hits pause, and you're left there contemplating whether it's worth pretending to check your nonexistent watch just to break the awkwardness.
One Minute Late
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They say being fashionably late is acceptable, but one minute late, and suddenly you're the rudest person in the room. I showed up a minute late to a party once, and the host looked at me like I'd just kicked their puppy. I thought, Relax, it's not like I brought a minute of awkward silence as my plus one.
One Minute Memory
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I told my friend a joke, and he laughed for a solid minute. I thought I was the next comedy genius, but turns out he just had a one-minute memory span. After that minute, he looked at me like we'd never met. Note to self: never tell jokes to goldfish.
One Minute Warning
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My alarm clock has a one-minute warning feature. It's like, Hey, in case you forgot, you have one minute left to enjoy the sweet embrace of sleep. One minute? That's not a warning; that's a cruel reminder that the snooze button is your only ally in the war against mornings.
The One Minute Mystery
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You ever notice how when someone says, I'll be there in one minute, it's like entering a black hole of time? I mean, is it a minute in human time or some parallel universe minute where time moves at a glacial pace? I once asked my friend to grab me a snack, and he said, I'll be back in one minute. Five Netflix episodes later, I was still snackless, contemplating the mysteries of the one-minute time warp.
One Minute Decision
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Have you ever been in a relationship where your partner says, We need to talk, and you're left in one minute purgatory, contemplating every mistake you've ever made? It's like a flash-forward to a breakup montage, but instead of a dramatic soundtrack, it's just the sound of you nervously chewing on your fingernails.
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