5 Jokes For One Legged

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 12 2024

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Dating Woes

Tackling the unique challenges of dating with one leg
My one-legged friend tried online dating, but it didn't work out. He kept getting unmatched, probably because his profile said he's looking for a "sole" mate.

Shopping Adventures

Navigating the challenges of grocery shopping with a single leg
I asked my one-legged friend why he's always in the express checkout lane. He said, "I'm just here for the 'limb-it' edition.

Sports Spectacles

Participating in sports and the unexpected challenges faced
My one-legged friend loves playing golf. He's known for having the best swing, even though it's technically just a hop and a club toss.

The Unbalanced Walker

Dealing with uneven sidewalks and unexpected slopes
My friend with one leg started a landscaping business. He specializes in leveling lawns, one prosthetic step at a time.

Workplace Wonders

Overcoming workplace obstacles with a single leg
I asked my one-legged boss for a raise. He said, "Sure, take it up with HR... or should I say, 'hop' over there and ask nicely?

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