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What did one plate say to the other? Tonight, dinner's on me! OMG, that's a saucy offer.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! OMG, noodle or not, still delicious.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! OMG, couldn't handle the pressure.
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Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants! OMG, what a waist of time.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! OMG, couldn't handle the pressure.
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What did one plate say to the other? Tonight, dinner's on me! OMG, that's a saucy offer.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! OMG, no biting allowed.
OMG, Tech Troubles!
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Have you noticed how OMG has become our universal response to tech issues? Your Wi-Fi goes down for a minute, and suddenly it's like, OMG, the apocalypse is upon us! Call the tech priests!
OMG, the Overuse!
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The overuse of OMG has reached a point where I feel like it's lost its impact. I mean, you tell me, Hey, I found a cure for world hunger, and I'm like, OMG, pass the popcorn.
OMG, the Drama!
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OMG has become the universal response for everything. You could tell someone, I won the lottery, and they'd be like, OMG, really?! Then you'd be like, Nah, just kidding, and they'd be like, OMG, you can't joke about that!
OMG, Emoji Speak!
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We've taken it a step further with emojis. Now instead of typing OMG, we just send the surprised face emoji. It's like we've outsourced our reactions to tiny digital smiley faces. OMG, where's the emotion gone?
OMG, Seriously?
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You know, OMG used to mean Oh my God, but now it just means Oh, maybe gossip. Seriously, it's like we've upgraded our shock level from divine intervention to a mild inconvenience. OMG, Becky forgot her latte! OMG, Gary wore socks with sandals! Where's the divine in that gossip?
OMG, Generation Speak!
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OMG is the linguistic marker of our generation. It's how we express our shock, excitement, and mild interest all at once. I can't wait for the day when our grandkids look at us and go, OMG, you guys were weird!
OMG, Emergency Mode!
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OMG is our panic button now. Forget fire alarms; if you hear someone scream OMG in public, everyone's suddenly in emergency mode. It's like a reflex. OMG, someone dropped their ice cream cone! Quick, call 911!
OMG, Drama Everywhere!
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OMG, have you ever noticed how OMG is the prelude to any drama? It's like the drumroll before the punchline in a comedy club. Someone says OMG, and you're just waiting for the theatrics to begin!
OMG, Life's a Show!
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OMG is like our live audience track in this sitcom called life. You do something mundane, and everyone's response is just a collective OMG! It's like we're all on a reality TV show where the drama is forgetting to buy milk at the store. OMG, the suspense!
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