7 Jokes For Omelette

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Updated on: Feb 19 2025

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I asked my omelette if it believed in ghosts. It said, 'No, I'm an egg-skeptic!
Why did the egg break up with the omelette? It couldn't commit to a serious relationship!
I told my omelette it was outstanding. It said, 'Well, I am egg-straordinary!
I asked my omelette if it wanted to hear a joke. It said, 'Sure, whisk away!
Why don't omelettes ever get mad? Because they know how to keep it sunny-side up!
My omelette told me a yolk. It cracked me up!
I tried to make an omelette pun, but it was too egg-streme for some yolks!

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