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Old Irish Proverbs vs. Modern Reality
When traditional wisdom clashes with the 21st century.
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They say, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch." In modern terms, that means don't brag about your app idea until it's actually downloaded. My million-dollar egg turned out to be a scrambled dream.
Irish Grandma's Wisdom
When grandma's advice is stuck in the past.
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My grandma is so old, she thinks Google is some newfangled Irish dance move. She says, "I don't need the internet to tell me how to cook potatoes; I've been doing it since before Al Gore invented the web.
Irish Time Management
The struggle of adapting to a more relaxed perception of time.
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I tried to schedule a meeting with my Irish boss, and he said, "Let's pencil it in for next week, or the week after, or whenever we happen to cross paths at the pub." I'm pretty sure he has a calendar, but it's more like a suggestion box for dates.
Irish Ghost Stories
When the ghosts are more interested in the living than the afterlife.
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Irish ghosts are so friendly; they don't even bother with chains or eerie moans. They just knock on your door and ask, "Mind if I join your poker game? I've got a mean poker face, even in the afterlife.
The Irish Pub Regular
Trying to keep up with modern drinking trends.
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The conflict with being a regular at an old Irish pub is that they frown upon anything fancy. I ordered a mojito once, and the guy next to me said, "We don't do tropical storms in our glasses. Stick to the whiskey; it's a reliable drizzle.
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