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The English Teacher
Teaching a class about "oeuf" and trying to keep it PG
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Kids these days are too smart. One of them asked me, "If the egg came first, how did the chicken get there?" I said, "Well, it took an egg-straordinary journey!
The Relationship Expert
Using "oeuf" as a metaphor for relationships
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Dating is like making an omelette. You need to break a few eggs, but sometimes you end up with egg on your face instead of a soulmate.
The Fitness Trainer
Incorporating "oeuf" into a fitness routine
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I told my client, "You need to break a few eggs to make an omelette." Now my gym membership is on hold because apparently, that's not an approved workout.
The Chef
Trying to impress someone with your cooking skills using "oeuf"
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I thought making an omelette was easy until I realized my life is more scrambled than my eggs. It's like, "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Well, I like mine with a side of existential crisis.
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