5 Jokes For Nunchucks

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 23 2024

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The DIY Enthusiast

Making your own nunchucks and regretting it
Tried impressing my friends with my homemade nunchucks. Now they think I'm auditioning for a role as the village idiot.

The Uncoordinated Yogi

Trying to incorporate nunchucks into a yoga routine
Yoga instructors say, "Find your center." Mine happens to be the exact spot where I keep accidentally whacking myself with nunchucks.

The Overconfident Novice

Believing you're a nunchuck master after one online tutorial
Tried showing off my nunchuck skills to my cat. Now she thinks I'm a deranged rhythmic gymnast with anger issues.

The Paranoid Neighbor

Living next to someone practicing nunchucks at odd hours
I asked him if he could practice during reasonable hours. Now, every night, it's a ninja symphony in the key of "I hate my neighbors.

The Clumsy Ninja

Trying to impress with nunchucks but constantly hitting yourself
My nunchuck skills are so advanced; I can simultaneously bruise both my ego and my shins.

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