5 Jokes For Nuke

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 20 2025

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The Conspiracy Theorist

Finding conspiracy theories in every nuclear event
According to conspiracy theorists, nuclear disarmament talks are just a cover-up for an intergalactic poker game where the stakes are planets.

The Doomsday Prepper

Struggling to balance preparedness and sanity
I told my doomsday prepper friend that the apocalypse wouldn't be that bad. He said, "Speak for yourself; I just stocked up on canned goods for the next 20 years.

The Nuclear Scientist

Dealing with misinterpretations of nuclear terms
My friend asked if I had a meltdown at work. I said, "No, just a controlled fission of emotions.

The Average Joe

Coping with the absurdity of nuclear fears
I asked my therapist how to deal with nuclear anxiety. She said, "Just remember, we're all in this together unless you're a cockroach. They'll outlive us all.

The Alien Observer

Trying to understand human reactions to nuclear threats
If aliens visited during a nuclear standoff, they'd think we have an odd tradition of gathering in basements to discuss mushroom clouds and play board games.

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