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You know, they say the nucleus is the brain of the cell. If that's the case, my cells must have been playing hooky during the "How to Adult" seminar.
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The nucleus is all about controlling things, but every time I try to control my life, it's like herding cats. Maybe I need a microscopic CEO inside me to whip things into shape.
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Apparently, the nucleus decides when our cells divide. If only it could help me decide between pizza or tacos for dinner. Life choices are hard, even for microscopic entities.
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So, apparently, the nucleus is like the CEO of our cells. I don't know about you, but if my boss was a tiny, indecisive blob, I'd start questioning my career choices.
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I asked a biologist friend about the nucleus, and he started talking about genes. I thought he meant denim. No wonder my jeans never fit; it's all in my genes.
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They say the nucleus is crucial for cell survival. I relate; I also feel crucial for the survival of snacks in my house. Don't mess with the snack nucleus, people!
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I learned that the nucleus communicates with other cell parts. If only it could teach me how to communicate with my neighbor about turning down the volume on their ghostly late-night TV sessions. "Hey, nucleus, any tips on being a polite neighbor?
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I found out that the nucleus is mostly water. So, basically, I'm just a walking, talking water balloon with aspirations. Explains why I feel deflated after a long day.
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I read somewhere that the nucleus has its own protective membrane. I can barely keep my phone screen scratch-free; imagine having a whole protective bubble around me. "Sorry, can't hang out, I'm in my bubble.
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