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The Forgetful Fortune Teller
A fortune teller who constantly forgets what they predicted.
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The notsee fortune teller told me I'd meet someone special at a coffee shop. I've been banned from three Starbucks for shouting, "Where are you, my destiny?
The Blind Date
Going on a blind date with someone who's literally blind.
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Tried to impress my blind date with my cooking skills. Accidentally served her a bowl of salad with dressing all over the place. She said, "Wow, this pasta is delicious.
The Near-Sighted Neighbor
Constantly mistaking things for other things due to poor eyesight.
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I asked my notsee neighbor to watch my dog, and now I have a fish. Apparently, they couldn't tell the difference between kibble and fish flakes.
The Nearsighted Superhero
A superhero with great powers but terrible eyesight.
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The notsee superhero has X-ray vision, but he refuses to use it. Last time he tried, he apologized to his neighbor for mistakenly thinking they were smuggling bananas.
The Clueless Detective
A detective who is brilliant at solving crimes but always confuses the details.
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The notsee detective found my lost keys by accident. He mistook them for a tiny musical instrument and followed the sound to the couch. Now I have a detective theme song every time I open the door.
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