6 Jokes About Nosey People

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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I told my nosey co-worker that curiosity killed the cat. They said, 'Good thing I'm not a cat – I'm more like a detective!
My friend asked why I never tell secrets to my nosey plant. I said, 'Because it's always leafing things around!
I asked my nosey friend if they knew a good secret. They said, 'I know three, but I can only share two – I have to keep one to myself!
I told my friend that being nosey is like being a mosquito at a nudist colony – you know you shouldn't, but it's hard to resist!
My nosey neighbor asked me if I believe in the supernatural. I said, 'Only if you count your ability to mysteriously appear whenever something interesting happens!
I tried to teach my dog not to be nosey, but every time I open a bag of chips, he's right there, sniffing out the details!

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