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Why did the nosed reindeer join a soccer team? He had a 'nose' for goals!
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Why did the nosed reindeer apply for a job? Because he was 'sleighing' it!
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Why was the nosed reindeer always calm? He knew how to keep a 'cool nose'!
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What do you call a nosed reindeer who tells tall tales? A 'fibber-deer'!
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Rudolph's nose is so bright that even lighthouses are jealous. They're like, 'Come on, Rudolph, give us a chance to guide a ship or two! We've been stuck here in the dark for centuries.'
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I tried putting a glowing red nose on my dog once, thinking it would be cute. Let's just say, the neighbors thought I was conducting some weird canine séance. 'No, Mr. Fluffles, you don't have to guide any sleighs today!'
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Rudolph's nose is so bright that the other reindeer use it as a nightlight in their stables. It's like the North Pole version of ambient lighting. 'Goodnight, Rudolph, and thanks for keeping us in the glow!'
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I heard Rudolph got a gig as a traffic light during the off-season. Yeah, they just mount him at busy intersections, and suddenly, rush hour becomes a festive light show. 'Red nose means stop, folks!'
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You ever notice how Rudolph's nose is so bright? I tried putting a red light bulb on my nose during a power outage once. Let's just say, the neighbors thought I was auditioning for a Christmas-themed rave party!
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Rudolph is proof that even if you have a shiny red nose, it doesn't guarantee you a date for the Reindeer Prom. I guess reindeer can be just as shallow as humans. 'Sorry, Rudolph, I'm waiting for a reindeer with a summer coat.'
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You know, Rudolph's red nose is like the original selfie filter. Forget about dog ears and flower crowns – just add a Rudolph nose, and suddenly, you're the star of your own winter wonderland. Instagram influencers, take notes!
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – the only deer in history with a brighter future in aviation than in Santa's sleigh. I mean, he's practically the Amelia Earhart of the North Pole!
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If Rudolph ever retires, he could have a promising career in the emergency services. Picture this: '911, what's your emergency?' 'Help, I'm lost in the snow!' 'Don't worry, ma'am, we're sending Rudolph. Just follow the blinking nose.'
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