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You know you're an adult when your idea of a wild Friday night involves scrolling through nonprofit websites, trying to find the perfect cause to support. It's like online shopping for your conscience.
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Nonprofits have this magical ability to turn mundane activities into heroic deeds. I dropped off a bag of clothes at a donation center, and they acted like I just saved the world from a fashion apocalypse.
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I love how nonprofits have those heartwarming success stories on their websites. It's like, "Meet Sarah. Thanks to your donations, she went from living in a cardboard box to having a cardboard box with a view!
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I recently attended a nonprofit event, and they handed me a name tag with my occupation written on it. I thought, "Well, I guess 'Professional Procrastinator' wasn't the impact they were hoping for.
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I volunteered at a nonprofit once, and they put me in charge of social media. Let's just say, if hashtags could solve world hunger, we'd be living in a utopia by now. #MoreLikesLessHunger
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Nonprofits are like the unsung heroes of our society. They're the ones doing the heavy lifting while the rest of us are debating which streaming service to subscribe to. "Should I save the world or catch up on that new series?
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Nonprofits really know how to guilt-trip you into donating. I got an email saying, "For the price of a cup of coffee, you can make a difference." Well, if I had a dollar for every guilt trip, I'd be able to fund my own nonprofit.
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You know you're in deep with nonprofits when you start referring to your monthly donations as your "philanthropy subscription." It's like Netflix, but instead of binge-watching, you're binge-giving.
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I tried explaining the concept of nonprofits to my pet cat. She looked at me like, "You humans are donating money to save what now? I just want more treats and a sunny spot by the window." Even my cat is skeptical about changing the world.
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