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The No-Leg Dancer
Mastering dance moves without legs
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I told my dance instructor I wanted to breakdance. She looked at me, looked at my lack of legs, and said, "Sure, let's break some norms." Now I'm the first breakdancer to do it from the waist up. I call it the "Upper Body Spin.
The Marathon Talker
Running a marathon without legs
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I tried running a marathon without legs once. Spoiler alert: I didn't finish. But on the bright side, I set a personal record for the longest phone conversation during a marathon. Multitasking at its finest.
The Arm Wrestler
Dominating arm wrestling without legs
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I challenged someone to an arm wrestling match, and they hesitated, looking at my lack of legs. I said, "Don't worry, I won't pull any leg tricks on you." Spoiler alert: I did pull some arm tricks, though.
The Limbless Chef
Cooking gourmet meals without legs
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I tried making spaghetti from scratch. Let me tell you, kneading the dough is a leg-intensive process. But hey, if you can't knead with your legs, knead with your heart. And a rolling pin. And maybe a bit of frustration.
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