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Stand-Up Comedian's Therapist
Trying to find humor in the stand-up comedian's life
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The comedian told me he has 'commitment issues' with punchlines. I said, 'It's okay; just take it one joke at a time.' But now, every session feels like a never-ending stand-up routine.
Tech Support Agent
Navigating clueless customers through technical issues
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The other day, a customer asked me if I could make their computer virus 'a little more festive, like with confetti.' Yeah, sure, let me just sprinkle some digital confetti over your compromised personal data. Happy hacking!
Gym Receptionist
Dealing with members who avoid the gym
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I asked a member why he hasn't been to the gym in months. He said he's been 'working out at home.' Translation: his couch has become his personal bench press, and the TV remote is his dumbbell.
Overworked Barista
Dealing with demanding customers while making coffee
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I had a customer complain that their latte wasn't made with love. I wanted to say, 'Lady, I'm a barista, not a matchmaker. But sure, here's your love-infused caramel macchiato.'
Dog Groomer
Dealing with unruly pets and eccentric pet owners
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A customer complained that their dog's nails were too sharp. I said, 'Well, it's not like I can give him a mani-pedi and ask him not to scratch the furniture. Maybe invest in some doggy nail polish to soften the blow.'
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