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New Year's resolutions are like the weather forecast in the Philippines - you plan for sunny days, but you always end up dealing with a little unexpected rain.
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New Year's Eve is the only night of the year where we willingly wait for something to drop. We're all just standing there, counting down like, "Come on, ball, drop already! I've been practicing this countdown all year!
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You ever notice how the countdown to New Year's feels like the longest 60 seconds of your life? It's like time itself is testing our ability to count backward under pressure.
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Filipino New Year's Eve fireworks are the real-life version of Candy Crush. We spend the entire night staring at the sky, waiting for those colorful explosions, hoping for combos and extra points.
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Filipino New Year's Eve celebrations are like a potluck dinner. Everyone brings their own dish to share, but let's be honest, we're all secretly hoping someone brought lechon.
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You know you're getting old when your New Year's Eve plans involve debating whether to stay up until midnight or just catch the countdown on social media the next morning.
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New Year's resolutions are like the MRT schedule - you make them, but deep down, you know there's a good chance they're not going to stick.
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New Year's Day is the only time we all become experts in cleaning because we're on a mission to sweep away the bad vibes of the previous year. It's like a nationwide spring cleaning binge.
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You ever notice how New Year's resolutions are like Filipino traffic? Full of good intentions at the start, but halfway through, you're stuck and wondering why you even bothered.
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