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Ever notice how gym memberships skyrocket in January? It's like the whole world collectively decides to swap cookies for dumbbells overnight. I tried it once, but my idea of a crunch is opening a bag of chips.
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The countdown to New Year is the only time when yelling numbers in public is socially acceptable. Imagine doing that any other day – "7, 6, 5... sir, this is a library!
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New Year, new me? More like new year, same me with a fresh calendar. But hey, at least the illusion of change is enough to convince me to buy that gym membership I'll never use.
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New Year's Eve is that one night where we all believe we can become professional dancers. I don't know about you, but after a few dance moves, I start feeling like the Bollywood hero who just found out he won the lottery.
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So, New Year's in Hindi... I mean, is it just me, or does "Naya Saal" sound like the superhero we all need? Imagine, it's midnight, and Naya Saal comes flying in, resolving all your problems with a burst of confetti!
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Trying to stick to your resolutions is like trying to fold a fitted sheet - it seems straightforward at first, but halfway through, you're questioning your life choices and wondering if it's worth the struggle.
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I was trying to learn some Hindi to impress my friends, and I thought, "New Year" would be a good start. Turns out, it's not as easy as it sounds. Now I just go around wishing people a "Happy Naya Saal" all year round. I'm like the eternal optimist, or just really bad at languages.
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Naya Saal, new calendar, same struggle to find a pen. It's like they hide when you need them the most. Maybe pens have their own resolutions, and avoiding work is at the top of the list.
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You know you're getting old when your New Year's resolution is just to remember what your resolutions were last year. It's like a game of memory, but instead of matching cards, you're trying to match your current self with the person who made those ambitious plans.
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