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Snowmen are the only creatures we build with the intention of them melting. Imagine if we did that with other things. "Honey, I made this cake, but it's designed to disappear by tomorrow, so enjoy!
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Snowflakes are like the celebrities of the winter world – unique, delicate, and completely overanalyzed. "Did you see that one? It's different from all the others!
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I love how snow makes everyone an amateur meteorologist. "I think it's going to be a heavy snowfall tonight." Yeah, Karen, you read that on your weather app, just like the rest of us.
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Winter is the time of year when every driveway becomes an Olympic figure skating rink, and we're all gold medalists in the "Trying Not to Slip and Fall" event.
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Snow is like the ultimate Instagram filter for the world. Everything looks magical and pristine until you try to drive in it, and suddenly you're doing a not-so-magical dance with your car.
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Snow is the only thing that can turn a perfectly good adult into a giddy child. "Look, it's snowing!" we exclaim, forgetting that in a few hours, we'll be cursing as we shovel it.
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You ever notice how snow is like nature's glitter? It falls from the sky, covers everything, and three weeks later, you're still finding it in your socks.
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You know you're an adult when the first thought that crosses your mind during a snowstorm is, "I hope the grocery store still has milk and bread." Because nothing says survival like French toast.
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The only time you'll see people willingly throw frozen water at each other is during a snowball fight. Imagine trying that with ice cubes in July – not as much fun, right?
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