8+ Best One Liners Jokes About needing a haircut

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I told my hairdresser I wanted a trim. Now I have trust issues.

I told my hairstylist I wanted something wild. Now I'm banned from the zoo.

My hair and I have a love-hate relationship. I love to hate it.

I asked my barber for a shortcut. Now my GPS is confused.

I told my barber I was feeling a bit fuzzy. Now I'm banned from the petting zoo.

I asked my hairstylist for layers. Now I have a criminal record.

I used to be a hair model. Then I decided it was time to part ways.

I told my stylist I wanted a new look. Now I’m in the witness protection program.

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