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Why did the neckromancer open a bakery? He wanted to specialize in knead-ful neck treatments!
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Why did the neckromancer go to school? He wanted to learn the art of raising the dead - neck-up!
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I asked the neckromancer for advice on handling stress. He said, 'Just keep your head up – literally!
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I met a neckromancer who couldn't find his spellbook. He said, 'I guess I misplaced my spine-teresting literature!
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Why did the neckromancer bring a ladder to the library? He wanted to reach the upper spine-elves!
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Why did the neckromancer become a gardener? Because he was excellent at raising the deadheads!
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What do you call a neckromancer's autobiography? 'Tales from the Headstone'!
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You ever hear about these wizards who specialize in bringing necks back to life? They're called neckromancers. I met one the other day. I asked him if he could do something about my stiff neck. He said, Sure, for the right price, I can make it dance salsa!
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I dated a neckromancer once. Things were going well until one day I caught her practicing her spells in the mirror. She looked at me and said, I can't help it, babe. I'm just trying to keep our relationship from getting too stiff.
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My friend told me he visited a neckromancer for his chronic neck pain. The guy waved a wand, chanted some mystical words, and poof! The pain was gone. I said, That's amazing! What did he do? My friend replied, He just told me to stop sleeping like an owl.
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I went to a neckromancer because I heard he could revive lost memories. I said, Bring back the memories of my ex-girlfriend. He looked at me and said, Some things are better left dead, my friend. Ouch, even magic can't fix a broken heart!
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I tried to become a neckromancer, but I got kicked out of wizard school. Apparently, bringing mannequin heads to life for a puppet show isn't considered a respectable use of magic.
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I heard about a neckromancer who could predict the future by reading neck wrinkles. I asked him, What do you see in my future? He squinted at my neck and said, You'll probably need a bigger collar.
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I hired a neckromancer to fix my posture. He told me to stand tall, shoulders back, head held high. I said, Isn't that just basic advice? He winked and said, Ah, but I say it with a magical flair!
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I went to a neckromancer because I heard he could revive anything. I handed him my old DVD player and said, Bring it back to life! He stared at it for a moment and said, Even magic has its limits, pal.
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My neighbor claims he's a neckromancer in training. I asked him to prove it. He stared at my neck for a minute and said, You're going to need to switch to memory foam pillows. Who knew neckromancy had practical tips?
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