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The Sea Sickness Sufferer
Battling seasickness on the high seas
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I asked my Navy Chief for advice on dealing with seasickness, and he said, "Just imagine the ocean as a giant, never-ending bowl of Jell-O." Now, every time I see the sea, I just want to dive in with a spoon. Thanks, Chief, for turning my cruise into a dessert fantasy.
The Navigation Novice
Navigating the high seas without a GPS
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Navigating in the Navy is like playing Battleship, but instead of saying, "You sunk my battleship," it's more like, "You made me question my life choices, and I think we're lost." Thanks, Navy Chiefs, for turning every journey into a Choose Your Own Adventure book with no good choices.
The Polished Boot Inspectee
The constant pressure to have spotless boots
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The other day, my Navy Chief inspected my boots and said, "These boots are a disgrace! Did you stomp through a mud wrestling match?" I told him, "No, Chief, but it felt like I did after your last obstacle course.
The Uniform Upholder
Maintaining a pristine uniform in unpredictable situations
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My Navy Chief once said, "Your uniform is a representation of the Navy's pride." I thought, "Well, Chief, today the Navy's pride looks like it had a run-in with a clumsy coffee cup and a rebellious ink pen.
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