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My friend is so narcissistic, I bet their autobiography is just a series of mirror selfies with inspirational quotes like, "Life is a reflection of your fabulousness.
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Ever notice how narcissistic people always find a way to turn any conversation into a discussion about themselves? You could be talking about the weather, and suddenly it's all, "Speaking of sunshine, let me tell you about the time I sunbathed on a private island.
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I was at a party, and there was this guy so narcissistic, he probably brought a cardboard cutout of himself as a plus one. "Meet Mini-Me, the life of the party!
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I know someone who's so narcissistic, they probably have a mirror in their fridge just so they can admire themselves while grabbing a midnight snack. "Is that a six-pack? No, it's just the leftovers from last night.
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I heard about a study that said narcissistic people tend to have more mirrors in their homes. Well, no kidding! They probably have reflective wallpaper.
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You know someone is narcissistic when they take so many selfies that their phone's facial recognition thinks they're part of the royal family.
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You ever meet someone so narcissistic, they probably take selfies in their sleep? I mean, come on, even their dreams are Instagram-worthy!
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You ever meet someone who's so narcissistic, they probably have a GPS that only gives directions to places with mirrors? "Turn right and behold your greatness!
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If narcissism were an Olympic sport, some people would have more gold medals than Michael Phelps. "I'd like to thank me for this incredible achievement!
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