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Cupid's Relationship Therapist
Advising a love deity who keeps mixing up his arrows and causing chaos in romantic lives.
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Being Cupid's therapist means hearing about love triangles all day. I said, 'Maybe you should aim for harmony.' He took that as shooting at musical groups.
Poseidon's Storm Consultant
Advising the god of the sea on managing his temper and preventing catastrophic storms.
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I told Poseidon, 'You don't have to make waves in every argument.' Now he's using whirlpools for a more 'subtle' approach.
Hades's Real Estate Agent
Selling properties in the underworld and dealing with demanding clients who want eternal peace and quiet.
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Showing properties to the dead is eerie. Last time, a ghost complained about the lack of 'living' amenities. I said, 'Well, that's kind of the point.'
Zeus's Marriage Counselor
Managing the complications of being the therapist for a god of thunder and his relationship issues.
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Being Zeus's therapist is tough. Last session, I told him, 'You need to stop throwing thunderbolts every time Hera's upset.' Now I have a 'shocking' case of PTSD.
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