6 Jokes For Mythical

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Updated on: Mar 02 2025

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Why did the griffin start a landscaping business? It had a talent for creating mythical gardens with a touch of 'feathered finesse'!
Why did the cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil!
I asked the genie for a light salad, but he misheard and brought me a 'light saber.' Now, I'm fighting off hunger in a galaxy far, far away!
What did the vampire say to his girlfriend? 'You're bloody beautiful, and our love is eternal!
Why did the dragon get a job as a stand-up comedian? Because he was always a fire-breathing performer!
Why did the leprechaun turn to music? He wanted to make some elfish tunes!

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