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The Alien Hero's Translator
When your hero is from another planet, and their sense of humor is, well, out of this world.
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I told my hero, "You're my guiding star!" They said, "Actually, I'm a cosmic entity from a distant galaxy." Note to self: alien superheroes don't do romantic metaphors.
The Unimpressed Civilian
When your hero's grand entrance causes more inconvenience than admiration.
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My hero tried to impress me by stopping a speeding car. Too bad it was my Uber, and now I have to walk home.
The Disappointed Sidekick
When your hero forgets your birthday, again.
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My hero forgot my birthday, so I threw them a surprise party. They were surprised, alright—mostly because they forgot who I was.
The Overly Enthusiastic Fan
When your hero doesn't respond to your 1000th tweet professing your undying admiration.
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I finally got a response from my hero! Turns out, it was their social media intern asking me to stop sending carrier pigeons.
The Superhero Personal Assistant
When your hero expects you to have super organizational skills, but you're just a regular human.
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I tried to be my hero's personal assistant, but they fired me because I couldn't keep up with their super-speed. I told them, "You try organizing chaos at 1000 words per minute!
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