6 Jokes For My Daddy

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Updated on: Aug 01 2024

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I asked my daddy if he could put my homework in the blender to make it go faster. He said, 'Sorry, I'm not a smooth operator!
I told my daddy I can make a car without wheels. He asked, 'How?' I said, 'Take away the 'W'!
I asked my daddy if he could put air in my tires. He said, 'I can, but that's a lot of hot air!
I asked my daddy if he knew any dad jokes. He said, 'I'm a dad, aren't I? Every joke I tell is a dad joke!
I told my daddy I could make a belt out of watches. He said, 'That's a waist of time!
I asked my daddy if he could teach me to juggle. He said, 'Sure, you just have to balance things out!

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