4 Jokes For Muscle

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Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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You ever hear about this concept of muscle confusion? They say it's the key to getting ripped. Like, your muscles won't grow if you keep doing the same workout routine. So, I tried it out. I confused my muscles. I walked into the gym and did the cha-cha instead of
Let's talk about muscle milk. What's the deal with that stuff? It's supposed to help you build muscle, but it tastes like someone melted a vanilla-scented candle into a glass of milk. I tried drinking it once, and my taste buds were so confused; they filed a complaint with the
You know, they talk about muscle memory like it's this incredible thing. Like, your muscles remember how to do stuff even if you haven't done it in years. But then there's actual memory, and my brain can't even remember where I put my car keys five minutes ago.
I tried
Have you ever been in a situation where someone starts flexing their muscles for no reason? Like, we get it, you lift. But there's a time and place for everything. I was at a funeral once, and this guy starts flexing his muscles, trying to impress people. Dude, it's a

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