17 Jokes About Mouths

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Updated on: Dec 30 2024

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Why did the mouth break up with the tongue? It just couldn't taste the relationship anymore!
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? 'I'm stuck on you!
Why was the grape so happy at the wine tasting? It got to let out a little wine-der!
What do you call a mouth that's afraid of the dark? A cavity!
What do you call a mouth that's always in a hurry? A taste-bud on the run!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How does a dentist become a brain surgeon? By drilling for knowledge!

Mouths - The Gateway to Foot-in-Mouth Disease

Mouths are like the gateway to foot-in-mouth disease. You're walking along, minding your own business, and suddenly your mouth decides to host its very own sitcom where you're the accidental star.

Mouths - Nature's Remix Button

You ever notice how mouths are like nature's remix button? You're having a conversation, things are getting boring, then someone opens their mouth, and suddenly it's a whole new mixtape of drama and chaos.

Mouths - The Live Streaming Platform for Unsolicited Opinions

Ever notice how mouths are like live streaming platforms for unsolicited opinions? It's like everyone suddenly becomes a talk show host with a hot take on everything!

Mouths - The Remix Masters of Gossip

Mouths are like the remix masters of gossip. You start with a simple story, and by the time it's passed through a few mouths, it's like a hit single with a chorus of exaggeration and embellishment.

Mouths - The Real-Time Translator of Brain Farts

I'm convinced mouths are the real-time translators of brain farts. You could have the most elegant thought in your head, and by the time it exits your mouth, it's like a toddler playing with alphabet soup.

Mouths - The Ultimate Reality Show Hosts

Mouths are the ultimate reality show hosts. They're always ready to air the latest episode of Did I Just Say That? and turn any social gathering into a suspenseful drama.

Mouths - The Unpredictable Comedy Central

I'm convinced mouths are like Comedy Central. You never know what rerun they're gonna play next: a classic joke, a cringy one-liner, or a brand-new blooper that leaves everyone in stitches.

Mouths - The Directors of 'Oops, Wrong Script!'

Mouths are the directors of the live play called 'Oops, Wrong Script!' You think you're reading from the drama section, and suddenly your mouth thinks it's a sitcom.

Mouths - The Culprits of 'Oops, Did I Just Say That?'

I swear, mouths are the reason for 99% of the 'Oops, did I just say that?' moments in life. You think you're whispering a secret, but your mouth decides it's time for a public service announcement.

Mouths - The Master DJs of Awkward Silence

Mouths are the master DJs of awkward silence. Just when things get quiet, someone's mouth decides it's time for a solo performance, and suddenly, we've got a hit track of uncomfortable moments.

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