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Updated on: Nov 14 2024

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Once in a small town, Mortimer the mortician had a peculiar encounter with the town's gossip queen, Mrs. Thompson. Mortimer, known for his dry wit, was arranging a funeral when Mrs. Thompson approached him with a stern expression. "Mortimer," she said, "I heard you're running an underground business." Mortimer, bewildered,
Morticia, a mortician with a penchant for slapstick, found herself in a bizarre situation during a funeral procession. The hearse suddenly began to hiccup – not metaphorically, but literally hiccup. Every few meters, a peculiar "hic" resonated through the somber atmosphere. Panicking, Morticia tried everything from soothing words to patting
In the quaint town of Chuckleville, Morty the mortician had an encounter with a peculiar tombstone. This particular headstone, crafted with cutting-edge technology, had an embedded speaker that played pre-recorded messages from the departed. As Morty was demonstrating this feature to a grieving family, a mischievous kid in the crowd
At the annual town fair, Morty decided to participate in a carnival contest showcasing his mortician skills. Tasked with transforming participants into zombies, Morty's dry wit took center stage. However, a mischievous teenager swapped his zombie makeup kit with a clown's. Morty, unknowingly applying clown makeup to "zombies," turned the

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