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Joke Types
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Why did the robot go to therapy? It had too many 'circuit'-ous thoughts!
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I asked my computer to tell me a joke. It said, 'I can't, my life is a hard drive!
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Why did the smartphone break up with the computer? Because it found someone more 'touch'ing!
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Why did the WiFi break up with the coffee? It heard it was getting mugged every morning!
Virtual Reality
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I tried virtual reality the other day. I was so immersed; I forgot I was in my living room. Next thing I know, I've knocked over my grandma's antique vase, and she's yelling at me in a game of Fruit Ninja.
Streaming Services
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With all these streaming services, I feel like I'm in a never-ending episode of Survivor. Each month, I'm voting off another subscription, and Netflix is always giving me side-eye like, You sure about this?
Online Shopping Addiction
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I have an online shopping addiction. The other day, I bought a life-sized inflatable unicorn. The worst part? I don't even have a pool. Now, I've got a mythical creature staring at me while I'm watching Netflix.
Fitness Trackers
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These fitness trackers are something else. Mine keeps reminding me to move every hour. I swear, if I sit still for too long, it starts playing the Jaws theme like I'm a couch potato about to be eaten by laziness.
Video Call Etiquette
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Video calls have become the new norm. The other day, I accidentally joined a meeting in my pajamas. I tried to play it cool, saying it was my business casual. They all laughed, but hey, I was comfy.
Tech Support
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Ever call tech support? They always ask you to restart your device. I tried it with my toaster once. Now, it not only toasts bread but also plays Eye of the Tiger while doing it. I call it my breakfast remix.
Social Media Influencers
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Everyone's an influencer these days. My dog started an Instagram, and now he gets more likes than I do. I asked him his secret, and he said, It's all in the paw-dance moves.
Self-Driving Cars
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They say self-driving cars are the future. I can't wait for the day when my car can argue with me about the GPS route and say, Trust me, I've got a shortcut. It's just through this farmer's market!
Smart Homes
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My home is so smart; it tells me when I forget to turn off the lights. Last night, it called me out at 3 am: Hey, genius, you left the kitchen light on. Again.
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