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The Forgetful Parent
Constantly forgetting parental responsibilities
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My parenting strategy is to forget to buy junk food so my kids think I'm the mean parent. They're like, "Mom, can we get cookies?" I say, "Oops, I forgot to buy them." It's not negligence; it's reverse psychology.
The Absent-Minded Lover
Always forgetting special occasions
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I miss my wife when she's away, but not as much as I miss remembering where I put things. Last time she went on a business trip, I lost the TV remote. It's been three months, and I'm considering filing a missing remote report.
The Forgetful Friend
Constantly forgetting important things
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I recently missed my own birthday party because I forgot where I planned it. Everyone showed up, the cake was there, but I was at home watching Netflix, thinking, "Wow, these people really know how to throw a party.
The Forgetful Pet Owner
Forgetting to feed the pet
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My cat is so forgiving. I forget to feed her, and she acts like it's the best diet plan ever. She's like, "Thanks for helping me achieve my dream body." I miss the days when my cat's biggest problem was deciding whether to nap on the couch or the bed.
The Forgetful Boss
Forgetting important work details
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My boss recently forgot the office WiFi password. We spent an entire day working like it was the 1990s, connecting to the internet through sheer willpower. I miss the days when the biggest office tech problem was a jammed fax machine.
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