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The Funhouse Mirror
The funhouse mirror wants a more exciting job.
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I caught my funhouse mirror doing impersonations of other mirrors. I walked in, and it was doing this perfect impression of a regular mirror, just standing there all flat and boring. I said, "Come on, mirror, stick to what you're good at – making me look ridiculous.
The Narcissistic Mirror
The mirror is tired of reflecting such perfection.
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I tried taking a selfie in the mirror, and the mirror just rolled its eyes. I mean, come on, even my mirror thinks I'm overdoing it on the self-love.
The Foggy Bathroom Mirror
The foggy mirror is tired of being accused of hiding secrets.
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The fog on my bathroom mirror forms these abstract shapes, and I'm convinced it's trying to send me a message. Last week, it looked like a question mark, and now I'm questioning all my life choices.
The Broken Mirror
The broken mirror is tired of being blamed for bad luck.
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I asked my broken mirror if it could make me look taller. It responded by showing me a version of myself where my head is in the clouds. Real subtle, mirror, real subtle.
The Two-Faced Mirror
The two-faced mirror is upset about being caught in the middle of arguments.
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I asked my two-faced mirror if it could make me look more confident. It responded by showing me one confident half and one terrified half. I guess it's trying to say, "Embrace your inner duality." Thanks, mirror, for the existential crisis.
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