7 Jokes For Miraculous

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Updated on: Jul 16 2024

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I prayed for a miracle on my diet. The pizza delivery guy forgot the pepperoni – divine intervention!
I witnessed a miraculous event at the bakery. The doughnut disappeared without a trace!
I witnessed a miracle at the gym. My exercise ball transformed into a bean bag – exercise magic!
I saw a miracle in the mirror. My bedhead transformed into a stylish hairstyle – overnight makeover!
Witnessing a miracle is like finding a parking spot in a crowded city – rare and delightful!
I asked the genie for a miracle, and he said, 'You get three wishes, not miracles. I'm not a miracle worker!
I asked the magician for a miracle, but he said it was 'illusions'-ory thinking!

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