5 Minecrafters Burning Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 23 2024

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The Minecraft Parent

Trying to teach their kids responsible fire usage in the game
Trying to give my Minecraft kid the talk: "Son, when a player and a flint and steel love each other very much, they create chaos. We're trying to avoid that chaos, okay?

The Minecraft Environmentalist

Witnessing the destruction caused by players with a fiery passion
Players are always like, "Why are you so upset about a few burning trees?" I'm like, "Have you seen the pollution levels caused by your Flint-and-Steel Factory?

The Minecraft Firefighter

Dealing with overenthusiastic miners who accidentally set everything on fire
I told a player, "Stop, drop, and roll!" and he responded with, "Nah, I prefer to sprint, panic, and burn!

The Minecraft Villager

Trying to trade with players who only want to burn things
I tried to trade with someone, and they said, "I'm looking for enchanted books, preferably ones with titles like 'The Art of Firestarting' or 'Burn Baby, Burn.'

The Minecraft Arsonist

Dealing with other players who encroach on their fiery territory
I met a player who claimed to be the hottest in the game. I said, "Really? Let's see your fire skills." He pulls out a flint and steel and says, "I meant literally.

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