6 Mids Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 28 2024

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What do you call the middle of a centipede? The 'mid' section!

My pet snake only eats in the middle of the day. It's a 'mid'day snack!

What do you call a mediocre superhero? The 'Mid'night Avenger!

I started a band called 'The Mids.' Our concerts are always in the middle of nowhere!

My friend asked me how I like my steak. I said, 'Right in the 'mid'dle!

I asked my friend if he wanted to go on a road trip. He said, 'Sure, as long as it's 'mid'way!

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