7 Jokes For Microwave Dinner

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Updated on: Apr 15 2025

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I asked my microwave if it believed in time travel. It said, 'Well, I can turn back time on leftovers!
Why did the microwave start a band? Because it had the perfect 'ding' sound!
Why did the microwave apply for a job? It wanted to have a 'hot' career!
Why did the chef break up with the microwave? It kept leaving things half-baked!
Why did the microwave enroll in cooking school? It wanted to be more than just a 'ding' machine!
Why did the microwave go to therapy? It had too many 'emotional meltdowns.
Why did the microwave bring a ladder to the kitchen? It wanted to see what's cooking on the top shelf!

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