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Why did the computer eat its history? It wanted to forget Microsoft Edge's browsing sessions!
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Why was the Microsoft Edge user always calm? Because they had 'low expectations' set as their default!
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Why did the mouse become friends with Microsoft Edge? Because they both loved clicking, but nothing ever happened!
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Why did the chicken switch to Microsoft Edge? It heard it was great at crossing the 'net'!
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Why don't astronauts use Microsoft Edge in space? They can't handle that much 'space' on a browser!
Microsoft Edge - The Browser That Believes in Second Chances (And Third, Fourth...).
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Edge is like the Taylor Swift of browsers. We are never, ever, ever getting back together... until the next update. It's the perpetual cycle of breaking up and making up, with me begging for a more reliable internet romance.
Microsoft Edge - Making You Question Your Internet Connection Since... Forever.
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Microsoft Edge has this magical ability to make you question your Wi-Fi. You're sitting there, staring at the screen, thinking, Is it my connection, or is Edge just having an existential crisis again?
Microsoft Edge - The Browser That Makes You Feel Like You're Waiting for a Roller Coaster to Start.
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Using Microsoft Edge is like standing in line for a roller coaster that never takes off. You're there, excited, but all you get is anticipation. Just hang on a little longer; the thrill is coming. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for the loop-de-loop of a decent web browsing experience.
Microsoft Edge - Because Life's Too Short to Wait for Webpages to Load.
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You ever realize how much time we waste waiting for Edge to load? Life's too short for that. By the time Edge opens, I could have learned a new language, written a novel, and maybe even built a faster browser.
Microsoft Edge - Where 'Smooth Browsing' Is Just a Myth.
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Smooth browsing on Microsoft Edge is as mythical as a unicorn. You hear about it, but no one has ever experienced it firsthand. It's like finding a four-leaf clover while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of lava—unlikely and probably not worth the effort.
Microsoft Edge - The Only Browser That Practically Schedules Your Coffee Breaks.
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Microsoft Edge is so considerate. It's like, Hey, it's been a while since you stretched your legs. How about we freeze for a moment and contemplate life while I load this webpage? Thanks, Edge, I'll schedule my coffee break around your updates.
Microsoft Edge - Because 'Default Browser' Doesn't Mean 'First Choice.'
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You ever notice how Microsoft Edge sneaks its way back as the default browser after every update? It's like a persistent ex who just can't take a hint. I know you left me for Chrome, but I'm back, baby. Missed me?
Microsoft Edge - Where 'Edge' Clearly Refers to the Amount of Patience You Need.
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They call it Microsoft Edge, but I think they mean edge as in the precipice of your sanity. It tests your limits. It's not a browser; it's a psychological experiment to see how long you can withstand the buffering circle of doom.
Microsoft Edge - The Browser That Asks, 'Are You Sure You Want to Close All 157 Tabs?'
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You ever use Microsoft Edge? It's like the friend who double-checks everything. Are you really sure you want to close all 157 tabs? Yes, Edge, I'm sure. I'm not trying to accidentally launch a research project on the history of paperclips.
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