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What did Michael Scott say when he became a chef? 'I'm just preparing for the Dundie Awards dinner!
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Why did Michael Scott bring a suitcase to work? He wanted to pack up his desk in style!
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Why did Michael Scott bring a mirror to work? To reflect on his managerial skills!
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Why did Michael Scott start a paper company? Because he wanted to be the ream boss!
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What did Michael Scott say when he opened a bakery? 'That's what she bread!
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What did Michael Scott say about his computer? 'It's not slow, it's just on a coffee break!
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Why did Michael Scott become a gardener? He heard there were lots of office plants!
Jim and Pam: The Real Office MVPs
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We all know Jim and Pam, the unsung heroes of The Office. They're the only reason Dunder Mifflin is still in business. If it wasn't for them, the Scranton branch would have been bankrupt faster than you can say, Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica. Michael may be the boss, but Jim and Pam are the real MVPs.
The Michael Scott Chronicles
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You know, I recently binge-watched The Office, and I've come to the conclusion that Michael Scott is the only boss who could make a paper company's HR department work overtime! I mean, who knew the D in Dunder Mifflin stood for Dunderhead?
Conference Room Chaos
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Michael's meetings are legendary. It's like he's hosting his own version of the Hunger Games in the conference room. The only difference is that the odds are never in your favor, and the only thing getting killed is productivity. May the odds be ever in your favor of getting out on time!
The Dundies Awards
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Michael Scott invented his own awards show called The Dundies. You know you've made it in life when your biggest achievement is winning a Dundie for Whitest Sneakers or Hottest in the Office. Forget the Oscars, give me a Dundie any day. I'm still waiting for the Best Standup Comedian in the Scranton Area category.
The Dwight and Michael Show
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You ever notice how Michael and Dwight have this unique friendship? It's like watching a buddy cop movie, but instead of solving crimes, they're just figuring out how to properly use a stapler. Dwight, put the Jell-O down, we've got work to not do!
Casual Fridays, Michael Style
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You know how offices have Casual Fridays? Well, in Michael Scott's world, every day is Casual Friday. I swear, I've seen him wear a tuxedo to a team meeting. Dude takes business casual to a whole new level. I guess he's just trying to impress the imaginary board of directors in his head.
Michael's Management Manual
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I got my hands on Michael's secret management manual. It's just a napkin that says, Always be closing... the breakroom refrigerator door. No wonder Dunder Mifflin is struggling – their business strategy is written on disposable tableware!
World's Best Boss... or Not?
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I found out Michael Scott claims to be the World's Best Boss. I don't know about you, but if my boss had a mug like that, I'd start updating my resume immediately. I guess in his case, best is just a really loose term, like his grip on reality.
That's What She Said - Michael Edition
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Michael Scott has this catchphrase, That's what she said. I tried it at home, and now my microwave won't stop making inappropriate jokes. Thanks, Michael, for turning my kitchen into a comedy club where the appliances have better material than me.
Office Wisdom According to Michael
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I heard Michael Scott once say, Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. That's like saying, I want my cake and I want it to be terrified of me too! Classic Michael, aiming for the emotional sweet spot.
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