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So, the Mexican word of the day is 'salsa.' My friend invited me to a dance party and said, "Salsa?" I thought he meant the dance, but turns out he was just asking if I wanted some dip for the chips.
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The Mexican word of the day is 'Wi-Fi.' My grandma asked me, "Why do we have no Wi-Fi in the house?" I told her, "Abuela, it's not a problem; it's a commitment to quality family time.
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Guess what the Mexican word of the day is? 'Cucumber.' My friend said, "I can't find my keys; did you see them?" I said, "No, but if you need a snack, there's a cucumber in the fridge.
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So, the Mexican word of the day is 'pancakes.' My kid asked, "Can we have pancakes for breakfast?" I said, "Sure, as long as you're okay with abstract art on your plate. My pancake flipping skills need improvement.
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So, the Mexican word of the day is 'tire.' You might think it's about a flat tire, but no. It's when my friend tried to do a handstand and said, "I swear I can't tire of this!" Well, buddy, your arms might, though.
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The Mexican word of the day is 'chicken.' My girlfriend asked me, "Do these pants make me look fat?" I said, "Of course not, babe. It's not the pants; it's the chicken wings we had for dinner.
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Today's Mexican word of the day is 'hermit.' My wife called me a hermit, and I thought, "Well, at least I'm not a hermit crab – I don't carry my house on my back, just my favorite chair.
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The Mexican word of the day is 'overtime.' My boss told me to work overtime, and I thought, "Sure, I'll be over time and underpaid – the American dream.
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Today's Mexican word of the day is 'brief.' I overheard someone saying, "My neighbor found out his wife was cheating on him, and it was so brief." Well, I guess he got the short version of his marriage.
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