6 Jokes For Meters

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Updated on: Dec 02 2024

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Why did the meter enroll in cooking school? It wanted to learn how to measure up to the best chefs!
My friend bet me a dollar I couldn't use a meter stick to touch the ceiling. I won – high stakes!
Why don't meters ever get lonely? Because they always have someone to measure up to!
My math teacher asked why I brought a meter stick to class. I said, 'For some long division!
What did the measuring tape say to the meter stick? 'You're so rigid, loosen up a bit!
Why did the meter break up with the ruler? It needed more space!

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