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I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down!
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I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Mall Breaks
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I went to the mall the other day, and I thought, Let's do some serious shopping! Little did I know, mb stands for mall broke, and my wallet felt the pain.
Movie Buff Misadventures
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I decided to impress my friends by becoming a movie buff. Turns out, mb in my case means movie bloopers. I can't count how many times I've confused Jeff Goldblum with Danny DeVito.
Morning Brew Mishap
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I got a fancy new coffee maker. Thought I'd become a coffee connoisseur. Little did I know, mb stands for mug broken. Now, my kitchen looks like a crime scene from a caffeine catastrophe.
Muffin Baking Catastrophe
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I tried baking muffins from scratch. Thought I had the perfect recipe. Turns out, mb stands for muffins burned. I've created a new breakfast sensation: charcoal muffins.
Meeting Blunders
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Ever been in a meeting where you nod along, pretending you understand everything? Yeah, that was me until I realized mb stands for meeting baffled. Now I just doodle confused faces in my notebook.
Mind-Blown Moments
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You ever have those moments where your brain just can't process what's happening? I had one of those the other day. I looked at my bank account and thought, Wow, that's impressive! Then I remembered mb just stands for empty.
Math Blunders
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I tried helping my kid with their math homework. You know it's a problem when mb goes from math buddy to math blunders. I had to Google what the quadratic formula was again. Spoiler: still don't get it.
Monday Blues
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Mondays are rough, right? I wake up, look at my calendar, and think, Maybe 'mb' means 'more bed.' It's a struggle to leave the comfort of my sheets and face the week.
Mission Burritos
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I decided to try a new diet – the Mission Burrito diet. You know, the one where you tell yourself, I'm only having one bite, but mb actually means munching burritos.
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